Time for an updated "quotes from 20 favorite movies" because I'm bored and want to. BOOM!
1. "I am glad to be here with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things.
2. "NO! You were wrong about the world. You were wrong about me! And I will NEVER let you use my hair again!!"
3. "Up where the smoke is all billowed and curled, 'tween pavement and stars is the chimney sweep's world...where there's hardly no day, nor hardly no night, there's things half in shadow...and halfway in light. On the rooftops of London - coo! what a sight!"
4. "Hey, Dad."
"Hey, big puffy version of Junebug. Where you been?"
"Oh, just out, dealing with things way beyond my maturity level."
5. "And though I'll think of you, I guess, until the day I die, I think I miss you less and less as every day goes by, Johanna..."
6. "Let me put it this way. Have you heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates?"
"Yes."
"Morons."
7. "And, as I always say, if it's not Baroque, don't fix it."
8. "I think you're the kindest, sweetest, prettiest person I ever met in my life. I've never seen anyone that's nicer to people than you are. The first time I saw you...something happened to me. I've never told you...but I knew that I wanted to hold you as hard as I could. I don't deserve someone like you. But if I ever could, I swear I would love you for the rest of my life."
9. "And those are the words of a gentleman? From the first moment I met you, your arrogance and conceit, your selfish disdain for the feelings of others, made me realize that you were the last man on earth whom I could ever be prevailed upon to marry."
10. "The night is a very dark time for me."
"It's dark for everyone, stupid!"
"Not for Alaskans or dudes with night vision goggles!!"
11. "Now, off you go...for you SHALL go to the ball!"
12. "Lina, you were gorgeous!"
"Yeah, Lina, you looked pretty good for a girl."
13. "Now, just a minute! I want you to know that my interest in you is purely scientific. I'm just a cold-blooded scientist, and I'm writing an anthropological study for this museum. It's called 'Modern Man - What Is It? The name is Claire Huddeson."
14. "Snow White is dead. One of God's great mysteries is His plan for each and every one of us.
"Speed it up."
"Snow White lived, she died, God rest her soul. There'll be a buffet lunch served at two."
15. "Now this is exactly the type of performance you would expect to see at the international championship of collegiate a capella, am I right, Gail?"
"Oh, John, you're so right, everything else seems wrong."
16. "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encounter, there's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way...is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
17. "Now, I know Shakespeare's a dead white guy, but he knows his shit, so we can overlook that. I want you all to write your own version of this sonnet. ...Yes, Miss I Have An Opinion About Everything?"
18. "Harry, you are so loved. Mama loves you. Daddy loves you. Harry, be safe. Be strong."
19. "My dear partner. When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting, whatever it is you've got left."
"I figure out what that means, I'll come up with a crushing reply."
20. "A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around! ...I know, I know. Clap him in irons, right?"
Just gotta update this list every few years. Plenty of them are still the same no matter what!!!
