There was a barber and his wife
And she was beautiful
A foolish barber and his wife
She was his reason and his life
And she was beautiful
And she was virtuous
And he was...naive
Wait! What's your rush, what's your hurry?
You gave me such a
Fright, I thought you was a ghost
Half a minute, can't you
Sit, sit you down. Sit!
All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks.
Did you come in for a pie, sir?
Do forgive me if me head's a little vague
What was that?
But you'd think we had the plague
From the way that people
Keep avoiding (no you don't!)
Heaven knows I try, sir
but there's no one comes in even to inhale.
Right you are, sir, would you like a drop of ale?
Mind you, I can hardly blame them
These are probably the worst pies in London
I know why nobody cares to take them
I should know
I make 'em
But good? No.
The worst pies in London.
And no wonder, with the price of meat what it is
When you get it.
Never
Thought I'd live to see the day
Men'd think was a treat finding poor
Animals
What are dyin' in the street
Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop
Does a business, but I notice somethin' weird
Lately all her neighbor's cats have disappeared.
Have to hand it to her
What I calls
Enterprise
Poppin' pussies into pies
Wouldn't do in my shop
Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick
And I'm telling you, them pussycats is quick.
No denyin' times is hard, sir
Even harder than the worst pies in London
Only lard and nothin' more.
Is that just
Revoltin'
All greasy and gritty
It looks like it's moltin'
And tastes like--
Well, pity
A woman alone
With limited wind
And the worst pies in London!
Ah, sir
Times is hard
Times is hard
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Monday, July 19, 2010
that's no reason why they can't be friends
So here it is. Here are the facts about my love life thus far, and some of my opinions on subjects of that nature.
- In my mind, if I have "liked" someone, I have had feelings for them for the duration of at least one year. Otherwise, it's just a crush.
- I have had crushes on many, many boys.
- According to my definition, I have "liked" a total of 3 guys.
- I have never held hands with a guy for a reason of any kind of romantic nature. (I've held hands with guys during games and whatnot, but not otherwise.)
- I have never kissed a guy. (or a girl, for that matter...)
- I have been asked out once. We never actually went on a date. And this was 4 months ago. It's not like it happened in high school...
- It goes without saying, therefore, that I have never had a boyfriend.
- I have never even had any boy "like" me. At least not that I've been informed of.
- I am generally of the opinion that guys and girls cannot be really good friends without it becoming of a romantic nature for at least one of them. Of course, the definition of "really good friends" can be tricky, so this rule is very subjective.
- I am not at all a fan of high school relationships, mostly because they almost never last past high school. Plus, I am also of the opinion that if you date someone, that should mean that you have in mind that you might marry them. And I feel like you shouldn't be worrying about that in high school!!! And in high school, you're too young to know if you're in love. I sure thought I was in love in high school...and I was oh so wrong.
- I think, as a girl, that one of the WORST possible things to say to a girl is, "I like you, but I don't want to actually DO anything about it." Guys, in general it is NOT a good idea to say this to a girl. Yes, it is good to have that confirmation of your feelings, but if you don't intend to do anything about it, it's not worth it. Why don't you want to do anything about your feelings? Are we not good enough? Are we not worth the trouble of a relationship? So...don't do it. Don't tell us you like us unless you are willing to pursue that relationship!
- Ladies. PLEASE ATTEMPT to dress modestly! Guys are always aware of your body, much more so than you think. I am SO not a fan of bikinis, Sophie shorts, short shorts in general, and much more. Ladies, this isn't about dressing the way you want, it's about protecting your guy friends and dressing in ways that make you look beautiful and yet doesn't draw attention to your body. Guys will notice you enough without that kind of help...
Okay, that's enough of that. Oh, by the way, I happen to think it would be freakin SWEET if this is how life could really be....
JUNO
You know, I’ve been thinking. I’m
really sorry I was such a huge
bitch to you. You didn’t deserve
that. You never deserve any of the
poo I unload on you.
BLEEKER
You know it’s okay.
JUNO
Also, I think I’m in love with you.
BLEEKER
What, you mean as friends?
JUNO
No, for real. I think you are the
coolest person I’ve ever met. And
you don’t even have to try.
BLEEKER
I try really hard, actually...
JUNO
No, you’re naturally smart. You
always think of the funniest things
to do. Remember when you passed me
that postcard during Spanish class,
and it was addressed like, “Junebug
MacGuff, Row 4, Third Seat From the
Blackboard”? And it said, “I’m having fun in
Barcelona- wish you were here”?
That was hilarious.
BLEEKER
I was just bored. I only think school
is awesome like, 80% of the time.
JUNO
Plus, you’re the only person who
doesn’t stare at my stomach all the
effing time. You actually look at my
face. And every time I look at you, my heart
starts pounding.
BLEEKER
Mine too.
JUNO
Basically, I’m completely smitten
with you, and I don’t care if I’m
making an ass out of myself right
now, because you’ve seen me make an
ass out of myself a million times,
and you still want to be my friend.
BLEEKER
Well, yeah. You’re the best friend
I’ve ever had, even when you’re
being kind of evil.
JUNO
That’s all I need from you. That’s
more than I could ever ask for.
You’re just golden, dude.
BLEEKER
Can we make out now?
JUNO
Okay.
- In my mind, if I have "liked" someone, I have had feelings for them for the duration of at least one year. Otherwise, it's just a crush.
- I have had crushes on many, many boys.
- According to my definition, I have "liked" a total of 3 guys.
- I have never held hands with a guy for a reason of any kind of romantic nature. (I've held hands with guys during games and whatnot, but not otherwise.)
- I have never kissed a guy. (or a girl, for that matter...)
- I have been asked out once. We never actually went on a date. And this was 4 months ago. It's not like it happened in high school...
- It goes without saying, therefore, that I have never had a boyfriend.
- I have never even had any boy "like" me. At least not that I've been informed of.
- I am generally of the opinion that guys and girls cannot be really good friends without it becoming of a romantic nature for at least one of them. Of course, the definition of "really good friends" can be tricky, so this rule is very subjective.
- I am not at all a fan of high school relationships, mostly because they almost never last past high school. Plus, I am also of the opinion that if you date someone, that should mean that you have in mind that you might marry them. And I feel like you shouldn't be worrying about that in high school!!! And in high school, you're too young to know if you're in love. I sure thought I was in love in high school...and I was oh so wrong.
- I think, as a girl, that one of the WORST possible things to say to a girl is, "I like you, but I don't want to actually DO anything about it." Guys, in general it is NOT a good idea to say this to a girl. Yes, it is good to have that confirmation of your feelings, but if you don't intend to do anything about it, it's not worth it. Why don't you want to do anything about your feelings? Are we not good enough? Are we not worth the trouble of a relationship? So...don't do it. Don't tell us you like us unless you are willing to pursue that relationship!
- Ladies. PLEASE ATTEMPT to dress modestly! Guys are always aware of your body, much more so than you think. I am SO not a fan of bikinis, Sophie shorts, short shorts in general, and much more. Ladies, this isn't about dressing the way you want, it's about protecting your guy friends and dressing in ways that make you look beautiful and yet doesn't draw attention to your body. Guys will notice you enough without that kind of help...
Okay, that's enough of that. Oh, by the way, I happen to think it would be freakin SWEET if this is how life could really be....
JUNO
You know, I’ve been thinking. I’m
really sorry I was such a huge
bitch to you. You didn’t deserve
that. You never deserve any of the
poo I unload on you.
BLEEKER
You know it’s okay.
JUNO
Also, I think I’m in love with you.
BLEEKER
What, you mean as friends?
JUNO
No, for real. I think you are the
coolest person I’ve ever met. And
you don’t even have to try.
BLEEKER
I try really hard, actually...
JUNO
No, you’re naturally smart. You
always think of the funniest things
to do. Remember when you passed me
that postcard during Spanish class,
and it was addressed like, “Junebug
MacGuff, Row 4, Third Seat From the
Blackboard”? And it said, “I’m having fun in
Barcelona- wish you were here”?
That was hilarious.
BLEEKER
I was just bored. I only think school
is awesome like, 80% of the time.
JUNO
Plus, you’re the only person who
doesn’t stare at my stomach all the
effing time. You actually look at my
face. And every time I look at you, my heart
starts pounding.
BLEEKER
Mine too.
JUNO
Basically, I’m completely smitten
with you, and I don’t care if I’m
making an ass out of myself right
now, because you’ve seen me make an
ass out of myself a million times,
and you still want to be my friend.
BLEEKER
Well, yeah. You’re the best friend
I’ve ever had, even when you’re
being kind of evil.
JUNO
That’s all I need from you. That’s
more than I could ever ask for.
You’re just golden, dude.
BLEEKER
Can we make out now?
JUNO
Okay.
Monday, July 5, 2010
survey time
It's been a long time since I've done one of these......
All you
Full Name: Katherine Lynn
Nicknames: Kat, K-Mo, Kate, Catch-22
Hospital where you were born: St. Mary's in Long Beach, California
Where are you now: at home in Dallas!
Birthstone: topaz
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: naturally medium/dark brown, currently dyed light brown with blonde highlights
Piercings: just my ears once
Tattoos: yeah right
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Favorites
Type of Pizza: hamburger
Color: green, yellow, white
Day of the year: payday haha
Food: BA salads
Sport: to play...ultimate. to watch...baseball
Vacation Spot: England
Season: fall
Restaurant: WHOLE FOODS
Candy: Twix, KitKats
Letter: dunno...I like L and K and J a lot
This or That
Coke or Pepsi: NEITHER...Dr. Pepper!
Sprite or 7-up: Sprite
Boxers or Briefs: boxers
Gold or Silver: silver
Flowers or Candy: flowers!!!
Book or Magazine: BOOK please!
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Dogs or Cats: dogs
Skim or 2 percent milk: neither, I hate milk
Black or White: white
Rock or Rap: rock fo sho
Hot tea or Iced tea: depends on the weather
Sing or Dance: sing
Glass half empty or half full: half full
Colored pencils or Markers: colored pencils!
Coffee or Tea: tea
Sun or Moon: moon
Day or Night: night
Hot or Cold: cold
Jeans or Shorts: jeans
McDonalds or Burger King: neither, but if I HAD to pick...BK
Romantic comedy or Thriller: both
Peanut butter or Jelly: peanut butter please
Waffles or Pancakes: pancakes
Letter or Email: LETTER!!!!!
Pizza or Burgers: pizza
Soccer or Football: to play...football. to watch...soccer.
Iceskating or Rollerblading: rollerblading
Movie at home or In theater: theater
Boys or Toys: ?
Great family or great career: family please!
Music or TV: music?
Smart guy or Romantic guy: the best of both
First thing that comes to mind
Clowns: freaky
Yellow: daffodils
Red lipstick: Marilyn Monroe
Socks: rainbow toe socks!
Cow tipping: weird
Greenland: plane
Iceland: volcano
Harry potter: love
Red: chair
Strawberry: cheesecake
Rose: mmm
Rooster: dawn
Taxes: ugh
Memory: photographic
Whipped cream: shake
Beer: grosssssssss
Lollipops: swirl
Dreams: bubbles
Love: heart
Guys: uh?
South park: no thanks
Boy bands: NSYNC!!!
Penguins: Batman
Girls: pink
Death: coming
Spoons: hahahahahahahahha cards
Responsibility: want
Other Stuff
Ever gone skinny-dipping: never
Ever been out of the country: England 3 times, Dominican Republic, Holland
Do you believe in God: very much so
Do you believe in yourself: only who I am in Christ
Do you want to get married: yes I do
Have you ever wanted to die: yes I have
Have you gone swimming in an ocean: many times
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Have you ever cried in public: um, yes
How long does it take you to shower: 5-10 minutes
Do you Swear: occasionally
Can you Sing: yes
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: right now I'm just trying to grow up
Ever been Drunk: yes
Play any sports: nope
Last movie you saw in the theater: Eclipse!!! so good!
Last movie you rented: hm...The Proposal?
Country you would most like to Visit: England again...then Israel
What is your worst fear: pain
Any regrets: tons
Love Stuff
Are you single: very much so
If so, do you have someone in mind: sure...Michael Cera?
If taken, by whom:
Personality traits you look for in the opposite sex: godliness, a spiritual leader, humility, a sense of humor, generosity, patience, a desire to be a father
First thing you notice physically about them: whether or not they are cute of course!
Would you prefer a good or bad boy or girl: good please
Have you kissed someone of the same sex: nope
Would you date someone outside your race: sure
Have you had your heart broken: never broken, no. i've had some pretty major disappointments, but I wouldn't go so far as to say heartbroken
Have you knowingly broken someone else’s heart: highly doubtful
Have you ever been in love: once, in a childish way. I've never been in love as an adult though.
All you
Full Name: Katherine Lynn
Nicknames: Kat, K-Mo, Kate, Catch-22
Hospital where you were born: St. Mary's in Long Beach, California
Where are you now: at home in Dallas!
Birthstone: topaz
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: naturally medium/dark brown, currently dyed light brown with blonde highlights
Piercings: just my ears once
Tattoos: yeah right
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Favorites
Type of Pizza: hamburger
Color: green, yellow, white
Day of the year: payday haha
Food: BA salads
Sport: to play...ultimate. to watch...baseball
Vacation Spot: England
Season: fall
Restaurant: WHOLE FOODS
Candy: Twix, KitKats
Letter: dunno...I like L and K and J a lot
This or That
Coke or Pepsi: NEITHER...Dr. Pepper!
Sprite or 7-up: Sprite
Boxers or Briefs: boxers
Gold or Silver: silver
Flowers or Candy: flowers!!!
Book or Magazine: BOOK please!
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Dogs or Cats: dogs
Skim or 2 percent milk: neither, I hate milk
Black or White: white
Rock or Rap: rock fo sho
Hot tea or Iced tea: depends on the weather
Sing or Dance: sing
Glass half empty or half full: half full
Colored pencils or Markers: colored pencils!
Coffee or Tea: tea
Sun or Moon: moon
Day or Night: night
Hot or Cold: cold
Jeans or Shorts: jeans
McDonalds or Burger King: neither, but if I HAD to pick...BK
Romantic comedy or Thriller: both
Peanut butter or Jelly: peanut butter please
Waffles or Pancakes: pancakes
Letter or Email: LETTER!!!!!
Pizza or Burgers: pizza
Soccer or Football: to play...football. to watch...soccer.
Iceskating or Rollerblading: rollerblading
Movie at home or In theater: theater
Boys or Toys: ?
Great family or great career: family please!
Music or TV: music?
Smart guy or Romantic guy: the best of both
First thing that comes to mind
Clowns: freaky
Yellow: daffodils
Red lipstick: Marilyn Monroe
Socks: rainbow toe socks!
Cow tipping: weird
Greenland: plane
Iceland: volcano
Harry potter: love
Red: chair
Strawberry: cheesecake
Rose: mmm
Rooster: dawn
Taxes: ugh
Memory: photographic
Whipped cream: shake
Beer: grosssssssss
Lollipops: swirl
Dreams: bubbles
Love: heart
Guys: uh?
South park: no thanks
Boy bands: NSYNC!!!
Penguins: Batman
Girls: pink
Death: coming
Spoons: hahahahahahahahha cards
Responsibility: want
Other Stuff
Ever gone skinny-dipping: never
Ever been out of the country: England 3 times, Dominican Republic, Holland
Do you believe in God: very much so
Do you believe in yourself: only who I am in Christ
Do you want to get married: yes I do
Have you ever wanted to die: yes I have
Have you gone swimming in an ocean: many times
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Have you ever cried in public: um, yes
How long does it take you to shower: 5-10 minutes
Do you Swear: occasionally
Can you Sing: yes
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: right now I'm just trying to grow up
Ever been Drunk: yes
Play any sports: nope
Last movie you saw in the theater: Eclipse!!! so good!
Last movie you rented: hm...The Proposal?
Country you would most like to Visit: England again...then Israel
What is your worst fear: pain
Any regrets: tons
Love Stuff
Are you single: very much so
If so, do you have someone in mind: sure...Michael Cera?
If taken, by whom:
Personality traits you look for in the opposite sex: godliness, a spiritual leader, humility, a sense of humor, generosity, patience, a desire to be a father
First thing you notice physically about them: whether or not they are cute of course!
Would you prefer a good or bad boy or girl: good please
Have you kissed someone of the same sex: nope
Would you date someone outside your race: sure
Have you had your heart broken: never broken, no. i've had some pretty major disappointments, but I wouldn't go so far as to say heartbroken
Have you knowingly broken someone else’s heart: highly doubtful
Have you ever been in love: once, in a childish way. I've never been in love as an adult though.
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